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Become who you’re working toward.

A calm coach for your whole self: home workouts that grow with you, food that fits your day, and a clear next step every morning. No gym, no sign-up, and nothing leaves your device.

Two minutes. No account. Free, and it stays that way.

One calm day

Move, eat, see it working.

Three parts of one plan, each shaped around your day and your body, never a stranger's.

Train

Home workouts that grow with you

Short floor sessions with a demo for every move, a guided player that counts you in and talks you through, and ladders that step up only when you are ready.

  1. Wall push-up
  2. Knee push-up
  3. Push-up
Start training

Eat

Food that fits your day

Log in a tap, by barcode, by recipe, or by hand when someone else cooked. Protein first, everything else in proportion.

Veg Protein Carbs Plan your plate

Progress

A trend that sees through the noise

Daily weigh-ins bounce with water and salt. The line underneath is what is really happening, and it decides what changes next.

−3.3 kg trend this month

See your progress

1,474

curated foods, offline

plus millions of packaged products via Open Food Facts

18

evidence-based guides

written to be read, not to rank

66

high-protein recipes →

built from the database, logged in a tap

0

trackers, ads, accounts

and nothing you type leaves your device

Food

Eat well on a deficit

66 high-protein recipes built from the food database, so what you cook is exactly what gets logged. Today picks one that fits what you have left.

All recipes →

Eating out? Order the lean one.

155 menu items at 20 chains ranked by protein per calorie. Best picks: Chicken, grilled at Chipotle (180 kcal, 32 g protein), Quarter Pounder with Cheese at McDonald's (519 kcal, 30 g protein), Original Recipe Chicken Breast at KFC (390 kcal, 39 g protein), Chicken Butterfly, PERi-PERi at Nando's (342 kcal, 59 g protein), Oven Roasted Chicken 6-inch sub at Subway (319 kcal, 23 g protein).

All chains

Why Ethereal

Why people trust it

Most health apps are lead magnets for a subscription. This one exists to give you the right plan and explain the reasoning, then get out of your way.

How it compares with MyFitnessPal, Lose It! and MacroFactor →
  • Evidence first Mifflin-St Jeor, U.S. Navy method, protein ranges from meta-analyses. Sources on every page.
  • Private by design No account, no cookies, only anonymous page counts. Your stats live in your browser only.
  • Instant everywhere A static site with almost no JavaScript. Loads in well under a second on a phone.
  • Honest guard rails Deficits are capped, floors are enforced and the timeline slows down like real life does.

Guides

Understand the why

Short, expert guides that make the numbers make sense.

All guides →

Calculators

The numbers, on their own

Every calculator the plan uses, open to anyone. Type your stats once; they all share them.

All tools →

Frequently asked questions

Is Ethereal really free?

Yes. No account, no paywall, no "premium" tier. The site is static and runs entirely in your browser, which costs almost nothing to host.

Where does my data go?

Nowhere. Your stats are saved in your own browser so you only type them once. There are no cookies, no trackers and no server that ever sees them; the site only counts page views, anonymously.

How accurate are the calculators?

They use the equations recommended in clinical nutrition (Mifflin-St Jeor, the U.S. Navy body-fat method, protein ranges from recent meta-analyses). All estimates carry about ±10% error, so treat them as a starting point and adjust from real-world results.

Can I use this to gain weight or maintain?

Yes. The calorie, macro, protein and timeline tools all support maintenance and muscle-gain goals with sensible surplus limits, and the two-week check gives advice in the right direction for each.

I already use MyFitnessPal or Lose It!. Can I bring my history?

Yes. Export a CSV from your current app and import it under Settings. Your diary, weigh-ins and the trend pick up where you left off, and nothing is uploaded: the file is read in your browser.

Does it work offline and on my phone?

Yes. Install it from the browser menu like an app. The food database, recipes, planner and your diary all work without a connection; only barcode lookups for packaged products need the network.